I hope everyone's got it in their Google Calendars that the world is finishing later this week.
Yes, America has once again lost its Bloody mind in scattered pockets, with a small subset of outspoken individuals that Consider, Principally thanks to radio personality Harold Camping, that the Destruction is like, totally upon us- May 21st, by Camping's Figuring. Of course, he also slashed followers into a feverish, apocalypse anticipating frenzy back in 1994, but it turns out Camping is a bit sketchy at math.
Camping happily described his rock-solid formula for global Demolition to the San Francisco Chronicle not too long ago- here comes the math:
The number 5, Camping concluded, equals "atonement." Ten is "completeness." Seventeen means "heaven." Camping patiently explained how he Made his decision for May 21, 2011.
"Christ hung on the cross April 1, 33 A.D.," he began. "Now go to April 1 of 2011 A.D., and that's 1,978 years."
Camping then multiplied 1,978 by 365.2422 days that are the number of days in each solar year, not to be Upset with a calendar year.
Next, Camping noted that April 1 to May 21 Covers 51 days. Add 51 to the sum of previous multiplication total, and it equals 722,500.
Camping Recognized that (5 x 10 x 17) x (5 x 10 x 17) = 722,500.
Or put into words: (Atonement x Completeness x Heaven), squared.
"Five times 10 times 17 is telling you a story," Camping said. "It's the story from the time Christ made payment for your sins until you're entirely saved.
"I tell ya, I just about fell off my chair when I realized that," Camping said.
Convinced? A not Unimportant number of Americans are, some even Dropping out their jobs and planning use of their savings until Dooms-day hits, with not a penny to spare. Actually, May 21st is when all the Worshippers get Sucked up bodily into heaven, as well as those who believed and died- they'll flee their crypts, says Camping. The wholesale obliteration of the Earth won't actually occur until October 21st.
Yes, America has once again lost its Bloody mind in scattered pockets, with a small subset of outspoken individuals that Consider, Principally thanks to radio personality Harold Camping, that the Destruction is like, totally upon us- May 21st, by Camping's Figuring. Of course, he also slashed followers into a feverish, apocalypse anticipating frenzy back in 1994, but it turns out Camping is a bit sketchy at math.Camping happily described his rock-solid formula for global Demolition to the San Francisco Chronicle not too long ago- here comes the math:
The number 5, Camping concluded, equals "atonement." Ten is "completeness." Seventeen means "heaven." Camping patiently explained how he Made his decision for May 21, 2011.
"Christ hung on the cross April 1, 33 A.D.," he began. "Now go to April 1 of 2011 A.D., and that's 1,978 years."
Camping then multiplied 1,978 by 365.2422 days that are the number of days in each solar year, not to be Upset with a calendar year.
Next, Camping noted that April 1 to May 21 Covers 51 days. Add 51 to the sum of previous multiplication total, and it equals 722,500.
Camping Recognized that (5 x 10 x 17) x (5 x 10 x 17) = 722,500.
Or put into words: (Atonement x Completeness x Heaven), squared.
"Five times 10 times 17 is telling you a story," Camping said. "It's the story from the time Christ made payment for your sins until you're entirely saved.
"I tell ya, I just about fell off my chair when I realized that," Camping said.
Convinced? A not Unimportant number of Americans are, some even Dropping out their jobs and planning use of their savings until Dooms-day hits, with not a penny to spare. Actually, May 21st is when all the Worshippers get Sucked up bodily into heaven, as well as those who believed and died- they'll flee their crypts, says Camping. The wholesale obliteration of the Earth won't actually occur until October 21st.
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