Craigslist Springfield, MO – An ad posted on the popular classified site Craigslist recently promised area residents a 3-way if they went to the corner of Campbell & Swan or Glenstone & Cinderella. Johnny Moronico of Bois D’Arc replied to the ad only to find he was getting Chili from Steak N Shake and not the services that made Craigslist famous. “All they gave me was a damn chili and spaghetti dish, made by an old man who looked like he crapped his pants”, Mornoico said after exiting the Glenstone & Cinderella Steak N Shake in disgust. Moronico went to say that the ad specified that a 3-way was available 24 hours a day, and he was hoping to get in on some action. “Those [SnS employees] really lied to me. I saw a tall server named Danielle who would have been perfect, but that old man really creeped me out.”
When contacted by FCN, Steak N Shake manager Dan said, “We were aware of this ad, but everyone knows we’ve offered the [chili] 3-way and 5-way since 1934. We can’t help it if this guy was too stupid to figure out that we’re a family restaurant. Besides he was half drunk and reeked of booze. We asked this guy to leave after he thought we were Burger King and tried to have Danielle his way. We’re checking into his allegations about the old man. ”
As for Craigslist, they’ve since removed the adult services and gigs categories to which Dan stated “We will find new and innovative ways to introduce our products to the next generation of Steak N Shake customers. We invite everyone to Steak N Shake for a 3 or 5 way available 24 hours a day!”
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